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Joke of the Day

"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."

"I always wanted to be self-confident. Well, look at me now. Actually, don't."

"Justin Timberlake visits the Ukraine. Where does he visit first? Crimea River"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a Land Mine. Absolutely nothing."

"Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion The body of Christ is a cracker."

"Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games? Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border."

"Two tools watched TV, One saw."

"What do you call an anti-social black man? A brown recluse."

"People who automatically say it will get better without actually knowing what the problem is... is why there are bodies buried in my yard"

"Why did Simba's Father die? He didn't mufasta"