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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."

"Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is."

"What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts? expellianus!"

"What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo."

"Dogs are some of the coolest people I've ever met."

"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same Once you heard juan...you've them jamal...sorry i had to"

"What do you call Russian trees? Dimitrees"

"you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi"

"Some guy said I was being pithy.... turns out he had a lisp."