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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money for a garbanzo to bean on me."

"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."

"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the papers jammin' again."

"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"

"You know what would be ironic? If People were made of irons."

"my daughter hones her survival instincts by forgoing the provided bowl and spreading goldfish crackers all over the house to forage & store"

"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"

"What do mathematicians and ravers have in common They both search for X"

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."