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Joke of the Day
"Cut out the middleman and just list 911 as your emergency contact."
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"I was thinking about telling a Thailand joke... But Phucket."
"A tourist asks a Scottish villager ""Do you have a local attraction?"" ""We used to- he answers- but she got married."""
"How do you scare a man Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice"
"People used to go all around the world for spices. That must have been underwhelming. ""Guys, I've been gone three years and this is cumin."""
"Did you guys hear about the 4 car accident in Mexico? ...94 people died."
"WHY *smack* DON'T *smack* YOU *smack* JUST *smack* USE *smack* THE *smack* RETWEET *smack* BUTTON?"
"I saw a TV for sale for only 1 because the volume button was stuck Did I buy it? Of course I did! Well, I couldn't turn it down Could I?"
"What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness."
"ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out"