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Joke of the Day
"A little bird told me I'm on LSD and talking to a bird."
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"If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it."
"7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like ""hey dad, why don't you remember our names"""
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free."
"Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma: ""Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?"" Nana: ""Hitler."""
"Girl and Boy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"""Hey, where's the beach?"" ""Down by the ocean!"" -Dr. Demento, presumably."
"Speaking from one deaf man to another, ......... ""what?"""
"If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great."
"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!"