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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
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"My math teacher said I was average. How mean!"
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"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."
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"So I heard you're having sex with fruit. What are you, fucking bananas?"
"gonna give my zombie friend several different brains for his deathday. Took a while to get the shopping done. Finally got some presents of mind."
"[aliens talking] ""They call it a sel-fee"" A photograph of oneself? ""Sometimes several"" But why? ""We have one theory"" Go on ""They're idiots"""
"I understand if you aren't religious, I respect that. But you don't have to get all rude when I ask to use your first born as a sacrifice."