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Joke of the Day

"how many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it."

"What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now."

"When flying to Prague... ...all of your bags are Czeched"

"Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up."

"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"

"Why was four afraid of five? Because five was a six offender"

"Think training raptors is tough? Imagine Dragons."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"