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Joke of the Day

"Interview joke Interviewer: What is your name, and what do you do for a living Bank Robber: I'm Robin Banks"

"I went to a Jewish wedding, and spotted a red sign. It said, ""In case of wedding, break glass"""

"Why did Simba's Father die? He didn't mufasta"

"Why did the hipster burn their tongue? They ate their dinner before it was cool."

"So you guys heard about this MySpace thing?"

"I ran into a dance club for people with back problems It was called the Slipped Disco"

"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"

"""I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back."" ----people in wheelchairs probably"

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

"What did Hillary Clinton say when they took down her private email server? R.I.P. My Inbox"