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Joke of the Day
"Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies? Duh. Cause he's da foe."
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"I'm a lot like an iPhone 4. Girls always leave me in bars and my face is busted"
"Neck Tattoos: helping employers make hiring decisions since 1992."
"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"
"Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year? Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses."
"[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]"
"Just because a guy wants to see you naked it doesn't mean anything, I know a guy who drove 2 days to see a donkey show."
"What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines? Dog turds without borders"
"""I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die."" - Dolphin bucket list."
"Which character in Game of Thrones do I envy the most? Some bloke named Winter. Managed to go 4 years without cumming."