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Joke of the Day
"Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies? Duh. Cause he's da foe."
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"Q: Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? A: So he could shoot his mouth off."
"If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says ""Build a wall!"" The Scottish side says ""Well im not paying for it!"""
"A midget was escaping prison... A midget was escaping prison. I watched him as he climbed over the fence. On the way down he smirked at me. I thought to myself, ""well that's a little condescending""."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, all the grils have fled, so with [this](http://i.imgur.com/jKdoV69.jpg) I'll just have to make do."
"How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? He says ""I'm not a sales guy""."
"I would make a gay joke.. Butt fuck it."
"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."
"The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith in a boat circling Scotland singing ""Stay With Me"" into a megaphone."
"what flavor of ice cream do you wish existed?? shaq sweat, nickelodeon slime, or maybe even dog the bounty hunter mullet flavored wow"