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Joke of the Day
"So A flat walks into a bar . . . And the bartender looks up and says, ""G you're looking sharp."""
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"A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies ""Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."""
"1964:""Remember kids,"" a youth basketball coach says, ""there's no ""i"" in team."" ""Not yet,"" whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, ""... not yet."""
"Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified."
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"[From Basement]: *scary murdery noise* Me: oh shit Me: *makes slightly more scary more murdery noise* [From Basement]: Oh shit"