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Joke of the Day

"Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass are Red I think my lawn is on Fire"

"I don't know why I even bother having an iPhone anymore. It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline."

"Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?"

"ME: ""Whoa. Put a combo on that meat locker."" HIM: ""Huh?"" ME: ""Your fly is down, idiot."""

"Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work? He didn't want no scrubs"

"I couldn't figure out how to use my seatbelt.. Then it clicked."

"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermits finger"

"me: did you know beethoven was deaf date: the dog? me: of course the dog"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!"

"The doctor said I may have a strained abdominal muscle which is cool because that means I have an abdominal muscle."