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Joke of the Day

"1964:""Remember kids,"" a youth basketball coach says, ""there's no ""i"" in team."" ""Not yet,"" whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, ""... not yet."""

"What do you call a thrash can that cant close A thrash cannot (hahaha.....)"

"Why did the prostitute die? Because fuck you, thats why."

"Yo mama so fat, when she fell over nobody was laughing... ...but the ground was cracking up"

"The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder."

"My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads. He has a serious gambling problem."

"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"

"""Please stand for the Paralympic anthem."""

"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."