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Joke of the Day
"When are we going to change ""til death do us part"" to ""for the next five years"" ?"
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"After telling joke that made me seem gay to my friend... I started laughing and said, ""Sorry, I'm not thinking straight."" Badam tsss"
"A little bit of rain and everyone forgets how to drive. Saw one guy try to start his car with a pancake."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""
"Born free, taxed to death."
"I saw a guy holding a TV I was walking down the street, when I saw a black guy holding a TV. I thought ""holy shit, is that mine?"" I went home to check. But nah, mine was at home polishing my shoes."
"(OC) what kind of headphones does Rhianna wear? Beats by kanye"
"Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium **BATMAN! **"
"4 out of 1 dentists have multiple personality disorder"
"How do you know you are at r/jokes? The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science"