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Joke of the Day

"*Caterpillar marriage therapy* Wife: he's not the man I married Husband flying around room: I'm the same on the inside Karen!!!"

"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""

"GOD: Go forth, my tiny friends! ANTS: Hooray! ANGEL: Ok next creation ... The anteater. ANTS: The what now?"

"Why are there no mexican in the olympics? Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!"

"What do you say to a handicapped dog? ""Stay"""

"Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?"

"I asked my friend ""Do you know any other word for a big rock?"" He said ""Boulder?"" I said **""Do you know any other word for a big rock?""**"

"Went to a bulimic birthday party today... I saw a cake pop out of a girl."

"What's the difference between a scout boy and a jew? The scout boy comes home from camp."

"Dad Joke Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance Son: You are........ an ambulance Dad: Proud of you son."