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Joke of the Day

"[From Basement]: *scary murdery noise* Me: oh shit Me: *makes slightly more scary more murdery noise* [From Basement]: Oh shit"

"I don't envy mama birds for how they have to feed their babies, but the pushing them out of the nest part sounds fun."

"Why can't you checkmate a christian? Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist."

"What do you call a knight with a morning star? Don"

"To those who want to join the conversation. Don't."

"Yo momma is so fat [deleted]"

"My Boss's Name is Richard. I think his last name should be Cranium; because he is a dick head."

"Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield? They didn't want to leave their brothers behind."

"that fuzzy feeling when he puts his arm around u for the first time and then his other arm and then his other arm then u realize HE A SPIDER"

"/r/Jokes is broken"