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Joke of the Day

"I think I left popcorn in the microwave too long and now it tastes funny. related: popcorn is my cat's name."

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"How many music majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 16 One to screw it in and 15 others to stand around and talk shit about how bad the one person did."
"I'm single by choice. Just not my choice."
"Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio"
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"Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: ""Colour it!"" :D"
"What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style? Schrodinger's cut"
"Wanna go to Copenhagen? Amsterdam sure"
"It's official... My voice is incapable of making, ""Thanks. I appreciate that"" not sound sarcastic."