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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style? Schrodinger's cut"
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"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
"My brother shit himself.... my mom said holy shit"
"What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say? ""If I fits I sitz."""
"A boy was texting a girl... Boy: How do you spell me Girl: M e Boy: You forgot the d Girl: There's no d in me Boy: Not yet"
"Parrot gets around"
"A message from a Canadian to all Americans out there.. I'm sorry"
"It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines. But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first."
"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""
"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."