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Joke of the Day
"Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled? Some believed that there was a cheetah among them."
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"Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face."
"I made fun of a lady swaddling her dog in a blanket and she overheard and turns out it wasn't a dog it was her baby hey have a great Monday."
"Why don't amateur pornstars use big words? Because they're all laymen."
"My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi."
"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"
"[first date] I had a great time. Not tonight, but I've had a great time before."
"I heard some guy tell two horrible Malaysian Airline jokes The first one got no response, and the second one was shot down in flames."
"What is it about being blind... ...that makes people want to walk their dog so much?"
"Bob just couldn't nail his roll down.. .. So he just decided to screw it."