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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer? He had loco motives"
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"I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special."
"Sorry I was cleaning my phone screen and accidentally took 37 selfies."
"How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."
"Lady at my gym is pedaling a stationary bike while eating chips right out of the bag. I'm hiring her as my personal trainer."
"OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance? Its been 16hrs.. I didn't wanna make a fuss."
"Who has the most karma on Reddit? Buddha."
"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"
"The highest form of flattery A plateau"
"*Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go."