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Joke of the Day

"How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."

"want to hear a honest joke? barack obama"

"My company issues user id's to its new employees based on the 1st letter of their 1st name and the 1st 3 letters of their last name. I feel sorry for my new coworker Tim Watson."

"I think I might be a wizard... every time I push open a door it becomes ajar."

"I told an overweight joke the other day A woman came up to me afterwards and said ""You're fattist"" I looked her and said ""actually...."

"My wife threw a doughnut at my head. Now I have a glazy eye."

"What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee? A roooooooux!"

"Woman: ""All men want from us is sex."" Man: ""We like to eat too"""

"Mad at your man? Five minutes before he gets home, turn on ""Pitch Perfect"" then hide the remote in the dishwasher."

"I hate it when people don't close parentheses. (They're brackets by the way"