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Joke of the Day

"Lady at my gym is pedaling a stationary bike while eating chips right out of the bag. I'm hiring her as my personal trainer."

"What does a goose do What can a goose do, that a duck can't, and that your lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."

"Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners? Because usually they're stuck with reservations."

"How can you tell if someone went to the gym? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"I'm gonna open a bar and call it ""Moderation."""

"Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"

"Don't smoke Unless you're on fire, then it's natural."

"Oh, you're having a bad day? In 1976, Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000."

"Never hit a man while he's down... Kick him, it's easier."

"Girl, You're like my mom I ain't gonna fuck my mom you sick fuck"