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Joke of the Day
"I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special."
Next Joke
"My mom just got me off of work early. I love when she comes by the office. *Literally just happened"
"The genie sang that whole song about how he's gonna be Aladdin's best friend ever right in front of the monkey"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?"
"Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else."
"I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together."
"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"
"What do you call an anti-social black man? A brown recluse."
"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."
"I'm so tired I could sleep a horse"