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Joke of the Day
"The orphan sat there, apparently. Get it? A-parently."
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"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""
"I lost 1/2 a pound in one hour! Want to know how? I cut off 14 inches of hair!"
"CORDUROY PILLOWS Making headlines"
"I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work."
"Dad: Let's talk, we never talk. Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something... Dad: You can tell me anything. Me: I'm Batman. Dad: Get out."
"What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?"
"I always get the last word in arguments with my girlfriend. I just say ""Yes ma'am"""
"How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend? Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?"
"I was the second man on the moon Neil before me"