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Joke of the Day

"I was the second man on the moon Neil before me"

"paid a compliment By a coworker, ""every time I talk to you, I leave a smarter man."" I asked where he left him."

"How do you make a duck sing soul music? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."

"I heard Steven Spielberg is directing a film about a fat alien... It's called ""Eat-T, The Extra Cholesterol""."

"Weird scene in The Hobbit where Peter Jackson walks through the middle of the set and takes a 45-minute shit with the door open."

"My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail."

"Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors."

"Today I decided to study abroad... Or maybe two "

"TIFU by Playing a joke on every redditor who clicked on this thread"

"What do you call a tight asshole? a noose"