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Joke of the Day
"Phones are fake They're phony."
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"They say to wait a few months before throwing down $1000+ on something, to see if you still want it. Unfortunately, my land lord doesn't seem to agree."
"No point I'll go straight to the point, this all sentence is pointless"
"I put on one of those things that prevents me from ever having children. A shell suit."
"Did you guys here about the kidnapping earlier today?! He woke up at about 1 o'clock."
"A row machine that actually moves around the gym."
"Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum."
"The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?''"
"A mongoose is just a goose who listens to reggae"
"Police men knock on the door..... Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other."