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Joke of the Day

"Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me, give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, 'Nice one, huh?'"

"What's the only thing that doesn't make Hilary suck? Bill"

"I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it's sooo hard."

"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."

"What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon? Put a sock in it."

"I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend and re-wire the toaster. She was shocked."

"What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog? Damm, we do taste like chicken!"

"I've been told the best humour is self deprecating. But I'm rubbish at it."

"TIL A ref can show a player the red card for a loud fart ... even if it isn't Messi."

"I don't understand the point of lap-dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife."