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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"5 out of 4 people don't get jokes about fractions."

"Narcolepsy is the sluttiest neurological disorder."

"New Urinals I'm not a fan of those new shaped urinals, went for a pee earlier and the fan just blew it everywhere!"

"When the TMNT Tell a Secret I wonder if when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tell a secret, they say Donatello anyone"

"Helpful tip: If you throw a baby at a tiger, I only recommend throwing a baby that you don't like."

"I don't like lollipop ladies... They make me cross."

"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"

"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"

"Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time? Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time."