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Joke of the Day

"Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time? Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time."

"make it a double A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks her what she wants. ""I'll have an entendre,"" she says. ""Make it a double"" So he gave it to her."

"Did you hear about the bastard frog? It was a tad unexpected."

"Smoking causes a huge financial burden that's shared by all of us, so it only makes sense that they get a bunch of extra five minute breaks."

"Really the only way to look cool eating a salad is to shoot it into your mouth with a crossbow."

"""So how was your date?"" I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much ""That wasn't a good idea"" Yeah well, hindsight is 1"

"Welcome to the church of vegetables... Lettuce pray."

"What came first - the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"Funniest joke you will ever hear. You."

"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"