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Joke of the Day
"5 out of 4 people don't get jokes about fractions."
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"I ran into the back of a dwarf's car. He said he wasn't happy. I said ""Well which one are you?"""
"""wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is"" *waits literally 4 seconds* ""oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"""
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"Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
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