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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"
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"Who's idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open."
"Rhianna How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown? White and gold."
"""My advice to you: subtlety."" - The Joker, to Trump"
"Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!"
"Doc: ""Your arm is broken. I'll put you in a cast for a while and it'll recover."" Me: ""Ok, but I don't get how being in a movie will help."""
"GF: ""Call me ASAP, it's an emergency!"" Me: ""Hi ASAP, it's an emergency!"""
"Chuck norris once put a forest fire out by spitting on it."
"I slept with a pharmacist who could come in 10 seconds... Problem is, it took her 30 minutes to count to 10 (Made this up last night while waiting 30 minutes for 10 pills)"
"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."