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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"
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"Murder is legal if it happens after a morning person says ""WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT UP"""
"Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first? Neither. It was a tie-die."
"Did you hear about the scam artist born with only one testicle? The doctors say it's a congenital defect."
"Did you hear about the temple that burnt down? Holy smokes."
"Losing weight is so easy now. I'm just chasing the kids around all day - Jared Fogle"
"What the hell do you mean Buzzfeed isn't a reliable news source, it knew exactly what kind of pancake I'd be"
"I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together...we're Breast friends."
"I only act to support my waitressing career."
"Just saw an old man in the park feeding the birds Wonder how long he'd been dead"