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Joke of the Day
"Turns out that German pilot was heavily depressed... He brought the whole plane down."
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"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four"
"A man once said, that i was gay... ...i took his dick out of my mouth and said ""i'll add an extra 5 bucks to the bill for that"""
"It must be tough for a woman going through her OKCupid messages finding a good one... It's like finding a needle in a hey-stack."
"Anthropologists found a group of people whose religion forbids them from being angry They're called the Nomads"
"When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!"
"Superman can save the world but Clark Kent"
"I forgot to go to the gym again today. That's like 8 years in a row now."
"An Englishman walks into a bar. In these stories there is usually an Irishman, Welshman and a Scotsman, but they are still at the rugby."
"Just heard Kim Kardashian's new song. All I'm going to say is that, for as many black dudes as she bangs, I expected more."