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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear the one about potassium? K."

"What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common? They both have flies on them."

"A baby is 75% water. So if I walked on babies I'd be 75% Jesus. #SolidLogic"

"""Man cave"" - Russian who has yet to get a full grip on our language, except mostly slang terms, describing the end of a couple's argument"

"What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car."

"The meat served in IKEA's restaurant is made of people who couldn't find the way out."

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got six months each."

"What do you call a polygon on viagra? An Erectangle"

"The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant."

"I lost over 100 pounds in the last week. The casinos here in London have terrible odds."