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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear the one about potassium? K."

"I call my weed the Quran... because every time I burn it I get stoned."

"Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor"

"Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks I always root for the pavement"

"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"

"President Obama to rename the White House"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. I'll see myself out now."

"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"

"my mom thinks im the only one that uses the internet this late... but little does she know, all of you exist"

"Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done? They were always either Russian or Stalin."