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Joke of the Day

"Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks I always root for the pavement"

"I pray every night that I never become religious..."

"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."

"Saw this on a shirt Silence is golden: Duct tape is silver"

"An ESPN ad just popped up with, ""Want to keep up with the Women's NCAA Tournament? Click the link below!"" Ha... ESPN, always the comedian."

"Did you hear about the guy who has a fetish for cashews? He's fucking nuts."

"The people I work with are a bunch of potatoes They're definitely tator-taught."

"[Marriage Counseling] Her: he always mixes two common sayings together that aren't relevant Me: well, blood is thicker than the early bird"

"What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah"