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Joke of the Day
"How to take selfies: Step 1: Take 40 pictures. Step 2: Post the least bad one."
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"Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it's to be less of a nerd."
"I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations."
"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"What's grosser than gross? 2 eels screwing in a bucket of snot."
"*brings a gun to a knife fight* *brings a gun to a pillow fight* *brings a gun to a food fight* who keeps inviting this guy"
"What's an old woman taste like? Depends ..."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuckup cunts"
"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""
"Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*"