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Joke of the Day

"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""

"What's the Difference Between Trump and Garbage Garbage can be thrown out"

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train theif? He has loco motives."

"Two Goldfish are in a Tank One turns to the other and says.. ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"You can say what you like about deaf people. As long as you are not directly facing them."

"What's the difference between a cat and a period? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a period is a pause at the end of a clause."

"I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time."

"What made the vampire a gentlemen? They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside."

"My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere"

"Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."