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Joke of the Day

"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""

"What do you call a fish without an eye? A Fsh"

"Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge? ""Tequila"""

"What's the difference between a whale and a toaster? You didn't pop out of a toaster."

"Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?"

"Why do jews get so little annuity? Because they only worked from 38 to 45"

"What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens? A Coo Clucks Clan"

"What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan? Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light? Kia stoptima"

"Knock knock Who is it? Daisy Daisy whom? Daysi me rollin', they hatin', patrolling. They wanna catch ne riding dirty!"

"Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"" The second scientist says ""I'll have a water"" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan."