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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Muslim artists who threw paint bombs at a building? They blue it up."

"How does moses make his coffee Hebrews it"

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Porque Siete ocho Nueve!"

"Grilled cheeses are the sweatpants of sandwiches."

"The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*"

"It's hard to do stuff because, you know, internet."

"A Dad's Advice A dad is giving his son some advice one day. The dad says, ""Son, don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind."" The son replies, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"I love being a mom. I just left the vacuum running in front of my teenagers door until he woke up. Should have done what I asked, lil shit!"

"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."

"My wives going to a fancy dress party tonight dressed as a Rastafarian. She wants me to do her hair. I'm dreading it!"