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"What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"
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"About the blind man that took up parachuting. He had loads of fun, but his guide dog didn't."
"My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life Mother: ""total Buenos no charge"""
"Q: What's the best pickup line to use in a gay bar? A: May I push in your stool?"
"joe: siri address me as poopyhead siri: okay poopyhead *obama enters* barack: joe have you seen my phone? joe: yep here *runs away giggling*"
"What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture."
"How do you take a Mexican family portrait? Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light."
"What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal? A club sandwich."
"I know it's ""cool"" to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That's somebody's daughter."
"dollar store pregnancy test instructions say to pee on the stick then wait 9 months"