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Joke of the Day
"What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal? A club sandwich."
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"WANTED: ladder. must be in working condition. bring it by 5134 parker st, it's the big yellow house with a guy on the roof"
"Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple."
"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"
"What did the lieutenant vulture say to the enlisted vultures who stopped eating a dead cow to salute? Carrion."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty"
"If you ever feel unimportant... Just remember Windows 9"
"What's big and green and sits in the corner? The Incredible Sulk!"
"[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest erotic remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's lingerie when I was a child. he said it was probably a Freudian slip."
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"