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Joke of the Day

"What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal? A club sandwich."

"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!"

"My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said ""If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!"""

"How do you get everyone to click on your post? [NSFW] Put [NSFW] in the title."

"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"What do you like, mom? Son: Mom why is my cousin named Jasmine? Mom: Because your aunt likes flowers. Son: Mom what do you love? Mom: Dick, stop asking so many questions."

"I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)"

"Why did I join Twitter? Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out."

"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"