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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the best pickup line to use in a gay bar? A: May I push in your stool?"
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"People say Steve Jobs died too soon I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's attitude to battery life. -Frankie Boyle"
"I hate when Spotify is down and I have to listen to Apple Music on my 128 GB Rose Gold iPhone 6s Plus like some kind of homeless person"
"What do you call a Korean bulldog? A bul-dog-gi"
"Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping."
"Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but that hard hat and pickaxe are pretty suspicious."
"A man walks into a Swedish chemist shop..... ... and asks for some deodorant. The shopkeeper says 'ball or aerosol?' The man answers 'neither, I want it for my armpits."
"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"Why did the Moon break up with Earth? The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart."