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Joke of the Day

"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."""

"I keep my friends clothes and my enemies toaster. As a result, they're now all my enemies, but they're naked & having cereal for brekkie."

"Learning to ride a bike is like losing your virginity... No matter how many years go by, you never forget the feeling of your dads hands on your shoulders as he pushes."

"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"

"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to shit yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."

"Yo momma... Yo momma so stupid she wanted to buy tickets to watch xbox live."

"""Do drugs!!"" - Reverse psychology drug prevention program"

"What's the one knot I can tie with my butt? A noose"