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Joke of the Day
"What present can you give to the woman who has everything? Antibiotics."
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"What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute? They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it."
"My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks... So I drove her to New Jersey.."
"Have you heard of the pelican? It's bill fits more than its belly can"
"How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year."
"Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? it was too tired!"
"Yo mamma Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is ""Equator."""
"What kind of car does a cat drive? A Cadillac."
"What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist."