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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist."

"I'm at my most insecure when asked if I want to save changes made to a document when I am sure I did not make any changes at all."

"A Russian, an Irishman and a Scott walks into a bar.. Just kidding. They never left the bar in the beginning"

"So a Michigander, a masochist, and football fan walk into a store. He asks the cashier, ""Where's the Lion's jerseys?"""

"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church"

"I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen."

"Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir..."

"How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just stand around complimenting it, and then get pissed when another guy screws it."

"What do we want? MORE EXISTENTIALIST JOKES! When do we want them? WHY?"

"A guy asked me who's chips and cheese that is ""Nachos"""