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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bicycle fall over? it was too tired!"
Next Joke
"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"
"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"
"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."
"So, a squirrel walks into a bar- -k"
"How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette? Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you."
"The trouble with cops is if one's a douchebag you can't ask to speak to a manager."
"No, I'm not addicted to taking batteries out of clocks. I can stop at any time I want."
"Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food"
"Your momma is so fat, her personal website has a .org domain"