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Joke of the Day

"When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it."

"I hate it when guys use pickup lines like, 'Hey, what's your friend's name?' on me. Worst pickup line ever."

"Elon Musk must smell pretty good."

"a friend told me i look like james taylor just after he went bald ;("

"My boss keeps telling me I've got my thumb up my ass... Considering it's an adult film, I'm not sure if I'm going to get fired."

"I had a Chinese last night... His name was Yang Li"

"Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress."

"Damn girl, are you Nutella? Because I want to spread you and eat you."

"Don Draper and Meiosis get together for an advertisement meeting. They agree on one thing. Sex Cells."

"Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein."