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Joke of the Day
"a friend told me i look like james taylor just after he went bald ;("
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"My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when I'm working as a janitor for McDonalds."
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"What do you call a virus that affects your command-line? A Terminal Illness."
"Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!"
"The only Christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree."
"I'm not saying she's fat...... But if you asked me to name my 5 fattest friends.... She would be 3 of them."
"A drunk throws up on a dog.. And say.. ""Jesus I don't remember eating that !"""
"What key opens a banana? A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey."
"How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician? Because of the Fibonacci sequins."