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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein."
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"What kind of pants does Mario wear? (Super Mario Brothers) *""Denim Denim Denim""*"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Moby Dick? Moby is just named Dick but Trump is an actual dick."
"I need to stop lying about things I don't own. *Sent from my iPhone 17.*"
"What is the difference between quarter and the eighth. $50 bucks"
"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."
"Cow joke What's wrong with Bessie? She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis"
"It's sad when a woman has to get breast implants just to keep her husband interested... ...it's even worse when his are still bigger."
"What music does a mummy listen to? Wrap music"
"Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle."