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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein."
Next Joke
"I've just got back from the opticians. Apparently I have 20/20 hindsight. If only I knew when I was twelve."
"What did the little boy say to the priest? Haha, now we *both* have AIDS"
"""20 McNuggets for $5? That's like a quarter a nugget!"" I exclaimed, hoping that my dinner date would be impressed with my math skills."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do."
"Guys are probably not very good at Yoga, mainly because every move for them would be called "" The uncomfortable Sausage"""
"Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry."
"If you have bladder problems... Urine trouble"
"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"
"Sometimes I feel like Valentine's Day was invented by a guy who had way too many chocolate covered strawberries."