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Joke of the Day
"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."
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"The Commonwealth Games: An excuse NOT to invite Russia, China and the USA."
"I keep getting emails about penis enlargement. The ones from my wife are starting to get personal, but it's the ones from my mother that really hurt."
"I'm going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they'll let me take."
"What did the kids say to the gay rabbit? Silly faggot, Dicks are for chicks!"
"My friend had a failed suicide. I told him not to hang his head about it."
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7, 8, 9, 11"
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"Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU... You Brexit, you bought it."
"A man walks into a bar... and asks for chicken tendies."