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Joke of the Day

"I kiss my wife daily Vishnu - I kiss my wife daily before i go to office Venkat - I kiss ur wife after u go to office Vishnu - But I am first who kissed her :)"

"The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service But they didn't deliver."

"How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. **Alternate Ending** One, but it takes him fifty tries."

"What did the letter F say when he became cool? Sup G?"

"Wanted to respond with ""Perfect!"" but accidentally sent ""Pervert!"" That's my cue to leave. And sorry, Steve, you're probably not a pervert."

"What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five"

"How do you get an Asian to crash their car? Make the windshield full screen"

"I invited a girl to a disappointing sex club last night. She didn't come."

"Scientists Have Captured the Sound One Atom Makes and what did the atom say? ""Does it really matter we make up everything."""

"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."