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Joke of the Day

"""Liquor in the front, poker in the back"" is not an acceptable tee shirt slogan for my church's charity poker team... I know that now."

"If I were to make a glory hole... I would make it out of walnut."

"[police lineup] Cop: Do you see the guy who ate your plants? Me: Nope Cop: *waving leaf* Wildebeest step forward? WB: *drooling* Goddamnit"

"A man's wife died. friend asked what happend He said, she fell out from windows; as she was not drinking the poison."

"Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention."

"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"

"Spider Man, Spider Man Chillin' in his camper van Kickin' back, drinkin' booze head to toe in sweet tattoos Hang on That is not Spider Man"

"what did the leper say to the hooker Keep the tip."

"Is it wrong to make change from the collection plate? Asking for a friend."

"If the backup sensor beeping in my car is keeping with the beat of the song I'm listening to I'm probably just gonna hit whatever it is."