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Joke of the Day
"To the guy that invented zero... Thanks for nothing."
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"I'm a hard-core Greenbay Packers fan, and every time they score. I do the Lambeau leap into my staircase."
"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"
"A virus that wipes out every photo filter across the internet but leaves the photos."
"Someone called my shirt gay today... True. It just came out of the closet today."
"Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*"
"Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? They're too bitter."
"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""
"What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders."
"Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her."